Cohmmunity Report #329 Jun 2012
This week's main spot was of course the survey. If you missed it, we sent a form full of sneaky questions to all & every ohmstudites and came back with the funniest thing on earth after hot chocolate: figures. Lotsa figures.
Now of course I can't tell about them, can I? Those things are corporate secrets and Yellow Force would probable beat the crap out of me if I told any (he's an handsome but violent man).
Oh but... what? He took a short break this weekend?
Ok! So. Figures it is, then.
First, at least 1116 of you completed that survey. Quite a big sample pool and a decent ratio: so first, congratulation to everyone!
Now let's pick the fact that I think are the most crucial :
14 of you admit that their current DAW has an "awful Design & Workflow". Making music on a scientific calculator, people?
17 are positive that online cloud based collaboration will never ever become a standard for music production. You dream breakers.
493 explain they never really tried Ohm Studio but are kind enough to complete the survey anyway!
205 Windows users are thinking that Audio Unit support has "no importance at all".
100 think Ohm Studio Beta is already perfectly stable (see 2 points above).
39 define themselves as spectators looking for talent. Somehow I feel like one of them.
5 are wise enough to estimate that Audio Quality is of absolutely no importance in a musical production, probably remembering the legendary live recording from the 70s.
83.3% said they would never spend €400 to purchase Ohm Studio. Note that I wanted to include a €4,000 price tag in the survey just for the sake of it but Yellow stared at me silently for ten minutes and I renounced.
67 are concerned that Ohm Force may be crushed by a whale falling from the sky, terminating instantly all Ohm Studio services.
- 782 think they will be crushed by a whale falling from the sky before they could take advantage of a €1,000 lifetime offer.
And that's it. What? No, I don't think there are other interesting facts in that survey, honest. Yellow? Yes, he's coming back on Monday. That guy with big strong hands. Did I tell you how he is studying martial art to "be able to kill 9,999 out of 1,0000 people he could encounter", to quote his very words? Fascinating guy!
And now without transition here's a random selection amongst some cool projects I bookmarked and another deep quote from the channel.
yesterday jam by nevoron
Probably something involving Ninjam and finished in Ohm Studio. Including "that funky horn player" from the Ohm Studio presentation some didn't believe in ;-)
We're considering creating an "No Andy Mac" for the few projects he's not in. He's in this one, a remix of another one. Yes, he was in that other one too.
This is the first one that popped up in my nighty routine and frankly I see no reason to look for anything else. The two owners share the same name so I assume they're brothers. Although of course they can be cousins, or grandfather & grandson, or just coincidental homonyms. Hope they'll correct me in the comments!